Gibbles & Bits
| Player |
Position |
Round |
Reason |
| Terry McLaurin |
WR |
1 |
Draft(3) |
| Garrett Wilson |
WR |
4 |
Draft(6) |
| Jameson Williams |
WR |
5 |
Draft(7) |
| Kyle Pitts Sr. |
TE |
5 |
Draft(7) |
| Khalil Shakir |
WR |
5 |
Draft(7) |
| Quinshon Judkins |
RB |
6 |
Draft(8) |
| Drake Maye |
QB |
10 |
Draft(12) |
| Texans |
DEF |
11 |
Draft(13) |
Sutton Death OT
| Player |
Position |
Round |
Reason |
| Tee Higgins |
WR |
1 |
Draft(3) |
| RJ Harvey |
RB |
2 |
Draft(4) |
| Tre Tucker |
WR |
3 |
FA(3) |
| Courtland Sutton |
WR |
4 |
Draft(6) |
| Kimani Vidal |
RB |
5 |
FA(5) |
| Tucker Kraft |
TE |
5 |
Draft(7) |
| Bo Nix |
QB |
6 |
Draft(8) |
| Jacoby Brissett |
QB |
8 |
FA(11) |
| Will Reichard |
K |
8 |
FA(10) |
| Patriots |
DEF |
8 |
FA(10) |
| Colston Loveland |
TE |
9 |
Draft(11) |
| Chiefs |
DEF |
11 |
Draft(13) |
| Isaiah Likely |
TE |
12 |
Draft(14) |
Thomas the Touchdown Engine
| Player |
Position |
Round |
Reason |
| Tony Pollard |
RB |
2 |
Draft(4) |
| Kyler Murray |
QB |
4 |
Draft(6) |
| Evan Engram |
TE |
5 |
Draft(7) |
| Darnell Mooney |
WR |
7 |
Draft(9) |
| Bucky Irving |
RB |
7 |
Draft(9) |
| Josh Downs |
WR |
8 |
Draft(10) |
| Chig Okonkwo |
TE |
8 |
FA(11) |
| Sterling Shepard |
WR |
8 |
FA(10) |
| Daniel Carlson |
K |
8 |
FA(11) |
| Commanders |
DEF |
8 |
FA(13) |
| Greg Dortch |
WR |
8 |
FA(10) |
| Ricky Pearsall |
WR |
9 |
Draft(11) |
| Caleb Williams |
QB |
10 |
Draft(12) |
| Bhayshul Tuten |
RB |
10 |
Draft(12) |
Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier
| Player |
Position |
Round |
Reason |
| Jaylen Waddle |
WR |
2 |
Draft(4) |
| Mark Andrews |
TE |
3 |
Draft(5) |
| Patrick Mahomes |
QB |
3 |
Draft(5) |
| Jordan Addison |
WR |
5 |
Draft(7) |
| Javonte Williams |
RB |
7 |
Draft(9) |
| Brock Purdy |
QB |
8 |
Draft(10) |
| Christian Watson |
WR |
8 |
FA(8) |
| Blake Corum |
RB |
8 |
FA(11) |
| Luther Burden III |
WR |
9 |
Draft(11) |
| Ka'imi Fairbairn |
K |
11 |
Draft(13) |
| Rams |
DEF |
12 |
Draft(14) |
Legette the best a man can get
| Player |
Position |
Round |
Reason |
| Chuba Hubbard |
RB |
1 |
Draft(3) |
| Brock Bowers |
TE |
2 |
Draft(4) |
| Aaron Jones Sr. |
RB |
3 |
Draft(5) |
| Kareem Hunt |
RB |
3 |
FA(3) |
| Stefon Diggs |
WR |
4 |
Draft(6) |
| Hollywood Brown |
WR |
6 |
FA(6) |
| Jalen Coker |
WR |
7 |
Draft(9) |
| Troy Franklin |
WR |
7 |
FA(7) |
| Tyler Allgeier |
RB |
8 |
Draft(10) |
| Harrison Mevis |
K |
8 |
FA(13) |
| Bryce Young |
QB |
10 |
Draft(12) |
Zoë's Team
| Player |
Position |
Round |
Reason |
| Marvin Harrison Jr. |
WR |
1 |
Draft(3) |
| Harold Fannin Jr. |
TE |
2 |
FA(2) |
| Calvin Ridley |
WR |
2 |
Draft(4) |
| Deebo Samuel |
WR |
3 |
Draft(5) |
| Zach Charbonnet |
RB |
5 |
Draft(7) |
| Austin Ekeler |
RB |
6 |
Draft(8) |
| Michael Wilson |
WR |
8 |
FA(10) |
| Rhamondre Stevenson |
RB |
8 |
Draft(10) |
| Rashid Shaheed |
WR |
8 |
Draft(10) |
| Hunter Henry |
TE |
9 |
Draft(11) |
| Woody Marks |
RB |
12 |
Draft(14) |
16 Teams
| Player |
Position |
Round |
Reason |
| Joe Burrow |
QB |
1 |
Draft(3) |
| D'Andre Swift |
RB |
2 |
Draft(4) |
| Tyler Warren |
TE |
3 |
Draft(5) |
| Matthew Stafford |
QB |
3 |
FA(3) |
| Nico Collins |
WR |
4 |
Draft(6) |
| Jerry Jeudy |
WR |
6 |
Draft(8) |
| Cam Skattebo |
RB |
7 |
Draft(9) |
| Devaughn Vele |
WR |
8 |
FA(13) |
| Jeremy McNichols |
RB |
8 |
FA(13) |
| Parker Washington |
WR |
8 |
FA(8) |
| Cam Little |
K |
8 |
FA(11) |
| Dalton Kincaid |
TE |
9 |
Draft(11) |
| Ravens |
DEF |
9 |
Draft(11) |
| Rico Dowdle |
RB |
11 |
Draft(13) |
Bridesmaid Never the McBride
| Player |
Position |
Round |
Reason |
| DK Metcalf |
WR |
1 |
Draft(3) |
| Ladd McConkey |
WR |
2 |
Draft(4) |
| Trey McBride |
TE |
3 |
Draft(5) |
| Baker Mayfield |
QB |
4 |
Draft(6) |
| Matthew Golden |
WR |
5 |
Draft(7) |
| Trevor Lawrence |
QB |
6 |
Draft(8) |
| Juwan Johnson |
TE |
7 |
FA(7) |
| Trey Benson |
RB |
7 |
Draft(9) |
| Chimere Dike |
WR |
8 |
FA(8) |
| Devin Neal |
RB |
8 |
FA(12) |
| Chris Rodriguez Jr. |
RB |
8 |
FA(10) |
| Cairo Santos |
K |
8 |
FA(8) |
| Joe Mixon |
RB |
9 |
Draft(11) |
The Wolfe Hunter
| Player |
Position |
Round |
Reason |
| George Kittle |
TE |
1 |
Draft(3) |
| Jaxon Smith-Njigba |
WR |
2 |
Draft(4) |
| Rashee Rice |
WR |
3 |
Draft(5) |
| Jakobi Meyers |
WR |
4 |
Draft(6) |
| De'Von Achane |
RB |
4 |
Draft(6) |
| Jaylen Warren |
RB |
4 |
Draft(6) |
| Kenneth Gainwell |
RB |
8 |
FA(11) |
| Brandon Aubrey |
K |
11 |
Draft(13) |
Taylor's Swifties (and Travis)
| Player |
Position |
Round |
Reason |
| Quentin Johnston |
WR |
1 |
FA(1) |
| Chase Brown |
RB |
2 |
Draft(4) |
| Brian Thomas Jr. |
WR |
3 |
Draft(5) |
| Travis Kelce |
TE |
3 |
Draft(5) |
| Jauan Jennings |
WR |
4 |
Draft(6) |
| Jayden Reed |
WR |
5 |
Draft(7) |
| Jacory Croskey-Merritt |
RB |
6 |
Draft(8) |
| Darren Waller |
TE |
8 |
FA(13) |
| Tyler Loop |
K |
8 |
FA(9) |
| Broncos |
DEF |
9 |
Draft(11) |
| C.J. Stroud |
QB |
11 |
Draft(13) |
Naptown Playas
| Player |
Position |
Round |
Reason |
| DJ Moore |
WR |
1 |
Draft(3) |
| Tetairoa McMillan |
WR |
1 |
Draft(3) |
| Travis Hunter |
WR |
2 |
Draft(4) |
| Chris Olave |
WR |
3 |
Draft(5) |
| David Njoku |
TE |
3 |
Draft(5) |
| Michael Pittman Jr. |
WR |
5 |
Draft(7) |
| Jared Goff |
QB |
6 |
Draft(8) |
| Jordan Love |
QB |
6 |
Draft(8) |
| Kyle Monangai |
RB |
8 |
FA(8) |
| Tyrone Tracy Jr. |
RB |
8 |
Draft(10) |
| Malik Washington |
WR |
8 |
FA(8) |
| Elic Ayomanor |
WR |
8 |
FA(8) |
| Harrison Butker |
K |
8 |
FA(10) |
| Dallas Goedert |
TE |
9 |
Draft(11) |
| Buccaneers |
DEF |
11 |
Draft(13) |
Only-Tenn-I-See
| Player |
Position |
Round |
Reason |
| George Pickens |
WR |
2 |
Draft(4) |
| Amon-Ra St. Brown |
WR |
4 |
Draft(6) |
| Wan'Dale Robinson |
WR |
4 |
FA(4) |
| J.K. Dobbins |
RB |
6 |
Draft(8) |
| Oronde Gadsden |
TE |
7 |
FA(7) |
| Tyjae Spears |
RB |
7 |
Draft(9) |
| Isaac TeSlaa |
WR |
8 |
FA(13) |
| Jason Myers |
K |
8 |
FA(9) |
| Seahawks |
DEF |
8 |
FA(8) |
| Brenton Strange |
TE |
10 |
Draft(12) |
| Tory Horton |
WR |
11 |
Draft(13) |
| Jaxson Dart |
QB |
12 |
Draft(14) |
Y! Gave My Draft a D-
| Player |
Position |
Round |
Reason |
| Breece Hall |
RB |
1 |
Draft(3) |
| Xavier Worthy |
WR |
2 |
Draft(4) |
| Emeka Egbuka |
WR |
3 |
Draft(5) |
| Cooper Kupp |
WR |
4 |
Draft(6) |
| Nick Chubb |
RB |
5 |
Draft(7) |
| Sam LaPorta |
TE |
5 |
Draft(7) |
| Jordan Mason |
RB |
6 |
Draft(8) |
| Justin Herbert |
QB |
7 |
Draft(9) |
| Trey Lance |
QB |
8 |
FA(13) |
| Michael Penix Jr. |
QB |
10 |
Draft(12) |
| Jake Bates |
K |
11 |
Draft(13) |
| Packers |
DEF |
12 |
Draft(14) |
Puka-mon Gotta Catch Em All
| Player |
Position |
Round |
Reason |
| Isiah Pacheco |
RB |
1 |
Draft(3) |
| DeVonta Smith |
WR |
2 |
Draft(4) |
| David Montgomery |
RB |
3 |
Draft(5) |
| Rome Odunze |
WR |
4 |
Draft(6) |
| Jayden Higgins |
WR |
5 |
Draft(7) |
| Keon Coleman |
WR |
5 |
Draft(7) |
| Travis Etienne Jr. |
RB |
6 |
Draft(8) |
| Chris Godwin Jr. |
WR |
6 |
Draft(8) |
| Alec Pierce |
WR |
7 |
FA(7) |
| Jake Ferguson |
TE |
7 |
Draft(9) |
| Cade Otton |
TE |
8 |
FA(9) |
| Chase McLaughlin |
K |
8 |
FA(9) |
| Jaguars |
DEF |
8 |
FA(11) |